Thursday, April 1, 2021

It's Time To Admit I was Wrong

After years of dishonesty, both with myself and with all of you, I must come clean. Part of being an adult is being able to admit when you are wrong, and for me, the time for that is now.

I believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square, garnering the most votes for any candidate, ever. This being despite overwhelming efforts by Republicans, Russia (including Vladimir Putin), Donald Trump, and countless right wing extremist allies, to commit voter fraud and steal the election. 


COVID-19 is undoubtedly and indisputably the worst public health crisis our country has ever experienced. This due solely to Donald Trump having been president. If anyone else had been president, we could have avoided the total shutdown of our economy.

Now that we have a vaccine (thank you Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!), vaccinations must be mandatory for everyone, regardless of immigration status. Proof of vaccination must be required in order to move between states, leave or enter the country (unless entering via our southern border). 

The only way to save our economy from the damage caused by Donald Trump is to offer all non-white individuals, womxn and non-binary universal basic income, Medicare for all, student loan forgiveness, and free college. 

We should repeal the 2nd amendment and confiscate all guns (especially AR-15 assault rifles). We should welcome as many undocumented immigrants as possible into our country. Gender is fluid, and if anyone uses the wrong pronoun, they should go to jail. Women and minorities suffer overwhelming systemic oppression from birth. All white people are racist. Islam is a religion of peace, and the real terrorists are straight white Christian men.

Also, white privilege is real.

I’m sorry.















Check your calendar, idiots.


April Fool’s Day, 4/1/2021

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